Where the hell are my snow chains????

and all the channels, scum-suckers that they are, are trying to induce mild panic in the population about the oncoming bad weather. And I'm sitting here thinking weather/schmeather cos like they always go over the top and tell us there's going to be a flood and it doesn't even rain, and when they say nothing, that's when the snow comes down, oh yes.

I have never needed to put on my snow chains. The car does just fine, even on snow, without them. Still - it's good to have them in the boot, you know - so where are they? Who wants to own up and let me know what they done with the snow chains?